Its currently Sunday, and in true English style im rotting.. still?! We ended up out last night, a beach party and we were there.. but of course being true seasonaires, normal clothing is boring, and I thought ‘screw it. Im going out in my towel’.. and that is what we did.!
And this pretty much sums up the evening. An actual awesome one at that to, very tipsy, after playing ‘down in the jungle’ re-edited for drinking.. involving some knee to knee action, and head to knee, and all kinds. Nearly wet myself again! Dear Rhona laughed because I snorted, which caused her to fart mid laugh, causing me to laugh and my drink came right out my mouth, then nearly resulting in an aciddent, but with belfo admitting.. ‘I think I did wee a little’. Honestly you wouldn’t think there’s 8girls and 2 guys in our boudoir!! So last night was a little mental, there was lying down (yes granddad that’s for you!) followed by stevenso and rhona on top, jo losing her hat on a ‘real cliff edge’.. pah?!!! The best bit was walking into popcorn (the bar if you hadn’t gathered.. I probably hadn’t mentioned, after all we were living like oaps!) and literally marched to the dancefloor, laid out our towels and sat on them as though you would a beach.
We think = man alive were amazing.
They think = who invited the retards!
The walk home is not even discussionable! Me and stevenso, stopping every minute to take a photo… and some photos are disgraceful!! We should be ashamed, and we are. So this ends here!
Its weird that Saturday is now transfer day and not Sunday, so we can party, and then Sunday we do this crazy thing called a welcome wander, but this week there’s only 7 guests in our hotel and 3 of them wanted the tour.. I think I died today, I wasn’t mega hungover, but the sun didn’t help.. nor did the tiredness! Arrrrr well!
So following up from the last blogalogrog (yes we now have a log blog…. Where we detail about our latest ‘toilet activity’ because, being seasonaires that we are we think it necessary procedure to share the details of toilet episodes!), anway.. we ended up going out on the Monday night.. and even though that’s nearly a week ago and my mind goes blank, I remember we got dressed ready to partayyyy after workaroonie. And myself and steph went straight on the vodka. Oh what a brilliant idea, energy drink with vodka…! Maybe for any other normal person, its fine. For myself…. Not the best of ideas! But being completely retarded I drank it. In a bowl. WORST CHOICE EVER. Because come Tuesday morning, I opened my eyes to stevenso over my bed ‘kfed, we’re leaving in 2 mins. Put on some shorts, come on we’re going out for the day’. I couldn’t even lift my head off the pillow in 2 minutes!! It was terrible. I am not clever. I am stupid. I will not make that mistake again! It wasn’t even an awesome evening, because everywhere was shut, but I remember the moment I caught belfo and stevenso with a big marshmallow rod. Absolutely no idea how they got it, where they got it (word on the street is the bin… wrapped up though), but it was the most FANTASTIC THING we’d seen/eaten.. and this is where we binged!!
Come Tuesday, everyone had buggered off to walk some mountain in some other Saas village, yeah. Myself and steph decided to pull ourselves out of our shack and face the sunshine balcony style! It was tough. I died. I did it though! And then we moved to the big balcony where we sat for majority of the day, mostly quiet.. and collective, with the ocasionall whimper of ‘oowww my head’ or ‘the sun.the sun’. I think we gave up about 3, to go and browse the shops. That lasted all of 5 minutes….. I know im always a poor ass, but seriously things cost as much as a house! If I wanted a pair of socks id have to bloody sell my car for them!! And we pottered back to the balcony, where we lay till everyone else came back. I think we mooched then!
This week has been exciting/different etc, first week guests were actually lovely, cannot fault them, apartfrom the fat kid.. P.A.R at its finest! Standard though. I even bonded with a baby, well kinda, that was until she was sick on me.. rascal! But that’s how life is as a nanny… FML! Cannot recall much else happening this week, me and belfo had a pack of toblerone each, and then I did this too with stevenso. Oops. No more for me
Currently im hurled up on my bed, giving myself sympathy about the lack of sleep I have (actually this is a lie.. I sleep loads. Im just always tired!) and I did wash my hair, so now need to sort the mop out. SHIT THE BED, how could I forget. Wednesday nights cocoa club. Egg drop challenege, myself and stevenso.. ended with the chef egging me! None of the childrens egg’s broke when we dropped them, and the chef told them they get to egg one of us. Stevenso buggered off, so I ran to the toilets, only to realise he would climb over the side.. WHAM, got me right on the head… and my respone ‘ow. Its not even hairwash day!’ haha! I will admit, funny as, and my hair did glow for the next day! All’s good hey!
So think im going to end this here, as its actually now Monday, I am writing this on Sunday but uploading it on Monday night while im blinging.. because I am a rebel like that, and that’s what I do nowadays (is it?!) I hope your enjoying these paragraphs of utter crap nonsense.
7 more weeks now is it? Time is flying I suppose.. wish the clouds were flying to somewhere else though to, we need sun this week. Not frigging rain. I AM NOT IN ENGLAND!
Love to everybody as always. And a big extra hug for nana, hope you get well soon! Peace out. as they say in the name of rappers.. maybe?!
or just standard love and kisses is more appropriate!
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